Subj: Re: Concerned Taxpayer
Date: 5/28/00
To: SMills947

Pete: (I miss you already too)
Sylvia has conveyed to me your deviate tendencies to put bears in graphic XXX positions. Not wanting to be a copy cat bearophile, I am trying to show my kind side. For as you know, military people have but one purpose in life. We are trained to kill people, period! Oh sure, we do humanitarian things from time to time but that is so the civilian populus doesn't get overly nervous at having us around. During marksmanship, grenade throwing, or bayonet training; I have never stabbed a silhouette that looked like a bear (or a deer or duck for that matter). We will sometimes kill and eat snakes, but only out of respect for the species. So fear not, I am kind to kitties, bears, TIGERS, and stuffed animals; but should the need arise, and aggressor danger is present, you will see me spring into action and see nothing but assholes and elbows leaving you in the dust as I disappear into the sunset that Sylvia so loves.
Your protector from evil doers, LarRay